Major Breakthrough

She has the darkest mind
I've ever tried to read
When I heard she was single
I almost peed
I want to be her next ex-husband
Riding on a steed
Her breath is wet
It turns my brain into a goo
And when we text it's like I'm having
A major breakthrough
Because I am the perfect pet
In love with her shampoo
When I'm sleeping on her floor
I'm dreaming of her touch
I see her girlfriends out
And I don't say too much
Maybe we'll go get dinner
When Caleb gets his stuff