Текст песни Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate? - R3id

CINDRA: Hey Ella, you're late
AKIRA: Dang, you look exhausted
Did you, like, get up with the sun?
Did something huge happen that rendered you speechless?
CINDRA: Are we deaf from not wearing ear plugs?
Akira, please tell me, do I need closed captions
Or is there an elephant in the room?
AKIRA: There's something I would dub a silent Ella-phantom
But I'm not sure what killed her
Hmm...

I remember Ella saying she was due for braces
Plus probly cavities from the way she eats candy
CINDRA: Ha, I remember those, I hated those things
AKIRA: Well I'm on the drums, I guess you'll have to sing

CINDRA: No way! Can you not speak guitar to me?
AKIRA: Harmonics, she's saying that we gotta work in harmony!
Just sing about bass!
CINDRA: That's a door we can close
AKIRA: Then sing about feelings
CINDRA: Yeah, I don't have those
AKIRA: Then complain about classes
CINDRA: Oh great, I'll just gush
About life as a serf within medieval Russia
AKIRA: Yeah! A surf song would be perfect!
CINDRA: Hey, hold the homophone
AKIRA: You don't hold it, you surf it!

AKIRA: Hang ten!
CINDRA: Feudal system
AKIRA: Wipe out!
CINDRA: Catherine the Great

Serf's up!
Serf's up!

AKIRA: Radical!
CINDRA: Fief
AKIRA: Woah, cowabunga, dude!
CINDRA: The Bubonic Plague

Serf's up!
Serf's up!

CINDRA: Imagine you were not allowed to leave your house
Or marry without permission
This was what it was like
For 75% of Europe's population during medieval times
Serfs did labor in their lord's fields
In exchange for a small piece of land called a fief
They could use this land to grow crops
To sell and hopefully buy their freedom

Nodding off in class, that's a bored you can surf!
Yeah, you want a different class? That's a war on your turf!
Bang bang on the castle, what you whining about?
When you play the game of thrones, you either win or you wipe out!

Carpe diem and the means of production
Tar and feather all those chickens, yeah I don't have a cow!
They burn your bungalow for a chunk of the bunga
But you just took their really castle, who's cowabunga now?

AKIRA: Ella, you remembered how to talk again!
And swear!
CINDRA: Yeah, you had me in stitches, Lilo
And speaking of getting left behind
Akira, have you heard of a metronome?
AKIRA: Oh, yeah, Togepi!
CINDRA: Good, I think before next practice we should--
Wait. What did you just say?