Текст песни The Best We Can Be: A Princess Peach Musical - Random Encounters feat. Angi Viper

I'll clean up litter.
Consider paying for spaying your critters.
I'll fight against the Shroom cartels,
Crack down on firearms as well,
And then we'll all be the best we can be.
Then I'll reform the norm for public transit pipes,
Or maybe end our trend of fossil fueling hype.
I'll read petitions
And listen to every position.
Your cause is enough to make me pause.
Health care revisions.
I'll spread religions.
I'll charitably bell-ring
While making rescissions.
I'll stand around and wave this sign,
Oppose Intelligent Design,
All so we'll all be the best we can be.
I'll tax the rich a little more,
Then I'll give it to the poor.
Bob-omb Depression Blast Prevention.
Start the draft and wage a war.
I'm your defender of gender,
Your lender of legal tender.
Say no to Tanooki coats made out of fur.
Go join the Peace Corps.
Walk into Mordor.
We'll tear world hunger asunder
And much more.
We'll find a cure for all disease
And rebuild Boo's low self-esteem.
So that we'll all be the best we can be!
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