Текст песни Bowser's Castle - Random Encounters feat. Miss Bird

There's a million ways to die inside a Bowser Castle, a million ways to fail!
You can fall on spikes or drown in some lava, ride skull trains that derail!
There's a million ways to die inside a Bowser Castle, by Thwomp or Rocky Wrench!
Rebounding Koopa shell, a magic spell, a lift that fell, conveyor belt, a pipe above a Muncher-filled trench!
You might get crushed or burned or hit with a fish, you may get squashed or bitten by a Boo!
You might be Hammered, bro, or greeted by five hundred Lakitu!
You may slip on ice, be shot in the face, or simply sprung off a ledge in mid-jump!
Despite how hard you may try, it's sure that you'll die! From blocks and from Bills and a Blooper that flies!
That's why a million ways to die reside in Bowser's Castle, like saws and fire chains!
A walking bomb! A stack of towering Dry Bones! That time you went insane!
And every trap you find inside of any Bowser Castle creates a lethal maze!
Beware this Super Star, this Koopa Car, this bratty baby Troopa czar!
It's quite the fiendish hastle to survive in Bowser's Castle, due to every castle's killing you a mill-ion ways!