Текст песни The Wario Rap - Random Encounters

I'm-a Wario
And im-a here to say
I'm gonna mess-a up your entire day
I got a trippin' bike
And a billion coins
I have a half-wit bro
Who likes to chop his loins
I got a funny little stroll
That I can't controll
Player-Haters gonna hate me
'Cause that's how I roll
See I may not have a princess
But that don't make me lame
Stay busy with my shizzy
Making stupid, crappy games

No one's got a strut like Wario
Scratching at their butt like Wario
Jumping up and down like Wario
Looking quite as round as Wario
No one picks their nose like Wario
Wipes it on their clothes like Wario
No one's half as bad as Wario
He's Wario
Wario
He's Wario

(Said) Wah-Ha-Ha-Waaaah
What a rotton song
It needs to be louder

Were talking 3 hundered pounds
Of super Wario Bro
It's all from eating cloves of garlic
Am I crazy?
Um, NO
Put this bucket on your head
I'm gonna be right back
I'm gonna fight a bunch of pirates
While I shake my magic sack
I'm a Dragon-Bull-Jet
And now 'm riding a kart
I own-a Wario's woods
And I'm-a known to fart
When I'm not on the Job
I wear-a yellow and plum
'Cause I'm-a Wario Man
And I'm-a number one!

No one's quite as brute as Wario!
No one acts as rude as Wario
No one's quite as crass as Wario
No one passes gas like Wario
No one shrinks in size like Wario
Master of disguise -- That's Wario
Get a call from Mum (HI WARIO!)
He's Wario
Wario
HES WARIO!

What kind of creep...
Goes "Weh" in his sleep?
The kind who fights Rudy the clown (Hes a clown) (hes a really, really bad clown)
What kind of Heel...
Can make your paint peel?
He's Wario
Wario
HES WARIO

(Snake) My names snake
Come and join my crew
I got a team of six,
Including me and you-
(Wario) Wah! Buzz of Snake!
Or else i'll bust out my 9-Volt
(Snake) There's cash involved
(Wario) What!? Where do I sign on!?

No one has a blast like Wario
Has a troubled past like Wario
None know how to dance like Wario
(Said) Have a rotton day!