Ménage a Trois

We're a Ménage a Trios
We are a most passionate threesome
Sometimes A will get it on with B
Sometimes B will get it on with C
Sometimes A and C will get together, pet together, then give B some

There's nothing like a loving Ménage a Trois
Come take a ride on the three-way
For no matter what your fantasy
And no matter what your thing may be
And no matter what you wanna do you and who you wanna do it to, you're better off with three
Think of all the various variations
Tittling around with endless permutations
Fiddling around in triplicate gyrations
So if you find a pas deux deux is blah
Try a pas du trois

It's so sensual
Such potential
If three adults are consensual
It's a tangle
Our triangle
Although sometimes we wrangle
If one splits, while the divorce is not so gruesome
Because if one someone leaves a threesome
You won't be lonesome, you still got a twosome

I say we-oh
All are bri-oh
To the fact that we're a trio
Perhaps a foursome would be awesome
Or a fivesome, six or seven or eight or nine or ten or eleven or twelve
And more and more and more, gee
Now you've got an orgy
Naaah

We're a Ménage a Trios
We're a most amorous tryptic
Sometimes he will fool around with she
Sometimes we will try something for three
So you see that experimentation's what makes our relationship tick

There's nothing like a loving Ménage a Trios
Boy, girl and boy in a troika
Think of all the ways to interlink
There are many more than you might think
So no matter what you wanna try it's easier than pie to gratify each little kink

Forget about your old two way condition
Try a little tripod-ite coition
All a couple needs is one addition
Everyone should see to set you free what you do with two you simply do with three
Let's all swing
It's like waltzing
One, two, three, one, two, three triple your ecstasy
He, she and me, ah
Ménage a trois