The Things You Do

No one does the things you do
The way you do the things you do
How do you do the things you do the way you do?
How can you do the things you do
To him, to her, to me, to you
To it, to them, you don't care who you do it to
I thought that you would only do
The things you do the way you do
To someone who could love you too
But no, not you, that's why I'm blue
Yes, I am blue because of you
Because of all the things you do
To anyone who asks you to
Why, even those who don't, you do
But what care I so long as you
Keep doing all the things you do
The way you do the things you do
Keep doing them to you know who
I'd be a fool to say adieu
But that is what I'll have to do
If you don't tell me, tell me true
What are these things, these things you do?
'Cause if I knew I too would do
These things you do to me, to you
Not just tonight, but ever and a day
And Christ, don't get me started
On the things you say
Or the way you say them