You Couldn't Be Cuter

You couldn't be cuter
Plus that you couldn't be smarter
Plus that intelligent face
You have a disgraceful charm for me
You couldn't be keener
You look so fresh from the cleaner
You are the little grand slam
I'll bring to my family

My ma will show you an album of me
That'll bore you to tears
And you'll attract all the relatives
We have dodged for years and years
Then what will they tell me?
Exactly what will they tell me?

They'll say you couldn't be nicer
You couldn't be sweeter
You couldn't be better
Couldn't be smoother
Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are