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Well I told my wife we had to get control of the finances in our

Household. We had to sit down

And make a budget we

Could live by. I said we'll list

Our incomes and all our bills

So get the bills Honey if you will

And she got 'em and stacked them

On the table three piles high

Now I work two jobs and the wife cleans homes

And her daughter baby sits and her son mows lawns

But that budget wouldn't balance

No matter how we tried.

So I said let's do what the government does

It works for them it might

Work for us so I forgot my index

And morals and

Swallowed my pride

We took out every credit card

We could get and loaded

Them up with the maximum

Debt and borrowed from

Friends and family and even

Took out loans over seas

I borrowed at work had

Credit at the store till folks just wouldn't give

Us credit anymore. And I said

Honey the next step is

Clear to me

Now we got money

Obama money

Yeah we printing it in the basement

Just as fast as we can

We're making money

Obama money yeah we're

Livin' the Obama budget plan

Well we didn't use the money

To reduce our debt

There was a whole bunch of

Things we still wanted to get

Now that we had more money

Than ever before

So we built a deck and a patio

Put in a pool bought

A second home and took

All our friends on vacation

The cost of Dale's soul

Cause we got money

Obama money yeah we're

Printing it in the basement

Just as fast as we can

We're making money

Obama money. Yeah we're

Livin' the Obama budget plan

Budget sealing credit scoring

Don't worry about that I'll just

Print more of that money

Obama money yeah hey Honey

Make a run to office depot

I need more paper and hurry back

I got to pick up my new

Cadillac this afternoon

And I'm printing you up

A little surprise birthday serious

Package too ha ha boy

I sure hope them spoil sports

Republicans and tea party

Folks don't screw this up

Once you renounce any

Sense of decency it gets

Easier and easier

You know I think I'll just

Buy boardwalk and park place

Hey I wonder how much

They want for that general

Motors company there ha ha

Авторы: C W Kalb

Альбом The Encyclopedia Of Recorded Comedy Music

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01-03-2012

1 Happy Hour
2 Sucking Sound
3 The Skies Just Ain't Friendly Anymore
4 Hurricane
5 Hugo (The Human Cannonball)
6 Obama Budget Plan
7 The Higher Education of Old Blue
8 Furthermore
9 Abba Dabba Honeymoon
10 Ahab, The Arab
11 Alley Oop
12 All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
13 Along Came Jones
14 A Boy Named Sue
15 Gitarzan
16 The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone, Pt. 2
17 The Bricklayer's Song
18 Bridget The Midget (Queen Of the Blues)
19 Chantilly Lace
20 Charlie Brown
21 Chug A Lug
22 Cigareets And Whuskey And Wild Wild Women
23 Cocktails For Two
24 Convoy
25 Dang Me
26 Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (On The Bedpost Overnight)
27 The Dooright Family
28 The Downtown Poker Club
29 Drop Kick Me Jesus
30 Dry Bones
31 Freddie Feelgood
32 Get A Job
33 Gitarzan
34 I'm Kissin' You Goodbye (Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth)
35 Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer
36 Harry The Hairy Ape
37 Haunted House
38 The Haircut Song
39 Henry The Eighth
40 Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh
41 Huggin' And Chaulkin'
42 How Much Is That Hound Dog (Doggie) In The Winder (Window)
43 If Ten Percent Is Good Enough for Jesus
44 I'm My Own Grandpa
45 In The Mood
46 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
47 I Still Write Your Name In The Snow
48 Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
49 It's Me Again, Margaret
50 I Wanna Talk About Me
51 I Went To Your Wedding
52 Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills
53 Kansas City Star
54 The King Is Gone And So Are You
55 King Tut
56 Little Brown Jug
57 Little Egypt
58 Love Potion #9
59 Mairzy Doats
60 Makin' the Best of a Bad Situation
61 Maybellene
62 May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
63 Mississippi Squirrel Revival
64 Monster Mash
65 Moonlight Special
66 Mother-In-Law
67 Mr. Custer
68 My Old Flame
69 No Help Wanted
70 Ode To The Little Brown Shack Out Back
71 Open The Door Richard
72 Osama Yo’ Mama
73 The Pirate Song
74 Poison Ivy
75 The Preacher and the Bear
76 The Purple People Eater
77 Rub It In
78 Running Bear
79 Santa Claus Is Watching You
80 Searchin'
81 Short People
82 Shriner's Convention
83 Sittin' Up With The Dead
84 Smoke Smoke Smoke That Cigarette
85 Spiders And Snakes
86 Splish Splash
87 The Streak
88 Temptation (Tim-Tay-Shun)
89 That's What I Like About The South
90 There Is Something On Your Mind
91 The Thing
92 Three-Legged Man
93 Three Little Fishes
94 They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha Ha
95 The Too Fat Polka
96 Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport
97 Too Old To Cut The Mustard
98 Transfusion
99 Western Movies
100 White Lightnin'
101 William Tell Overture
102 The Witch Doctor
103 Would Jesus Wear a Rolex
104 Yakety-Yak (Don't Talk Back)
105 The Camping Trip
106 Come to the U.S.A.
107 Cooter Brown
108 The Cure

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