Текст песни I wouldn't kiss an Asian guy - Raymond Xu Vlog

She say what kind of Asian are you
I'm a "check out my mixtape" type dude
She like nah, I mean from where you come from
Uh, one love and I don't rep, but dub nation
She start shouting like I don't hear her in the quiet bar we in
She like what nationality are you
It's a technicality but I was born in New York
She said nah, but originally
I said the origin of life is birth
She like nah, what is your ethnicity
I said I'm Han
She like what's that
I said that's my ethnicity
She like but where do your parents live
I said in the United States
Give us a couple more hours
And we'll be on the same page

(Man this whole song racist though, like)

Can some more girls put an Asian guy
In their fetish please, yea
I don't mind what's the reason why
They mess with me, yea

I promise you I'm hot
Just don't look at my race
Asians don't get looks a lot
Can my bros get a date
Not those fake Kpop
Stars, but the one online all day
Good looking for an Asian guy
Outside fine pain inside
Why we into what we into
Can't see subconscious mental
We don't own our thoughts, it's a rental
Pay into society parental judgemental
Not gentle in your head
So it come out your dental
Too much info stay unread
It stay background instrumental

Can some more girls put an Asian guy
In their fetish please, yea
I don't mind what's the reason why
They mess with me, yea

(Why you gotta talk about something so political, like)

White guy with an Asian girl
Asking why, Asian guys don't date interracial, I give it a whirl
Black guy with a White girl
I am none of them, that's for sure

Nah you the type of guy that do my homework for me
Nah you the type of guy that be my tutor for me
Nah you the type of guy that write program for me
You Asian so go and eat your noodles for me
Or I'll fry your rice, you probably still a virgin homie
Stop tryna look tough you a nerd that look rough
Learn to drive, and go back to where you came from
You going to die you so small you can't even walk home
Give you a ride, to the dock, cause you look fresh off the boat
Even if life going bad, at least I'm not asian, a joke
Hey wait (wait)

Hey wait hold up you look just like that Korean guy I know
You look just like that asian guy on that show
You look like you from the hangover part four
You look like that one from the Chinese grocery store
You look like that one from the Thai place that delivers really slow
You look like that one boss from Naruto
You look like one of them internationals that got dough
Have you seen that meme about pho or is it pho
You look like Yao Ming
Have watched Jackie Chan
Why are you squinting
Can you open your eyes
You look like Bruce Lee
You look like Bruce Lee's son