I Turned To Stone

1 Faith Healer
2 Prose Poetry
3 The Lone Ranger
4 The Undertaker's Tie
5 The Nut And The Flat Tire
6 The Jealous Bartender
7 The Golf Game
8 The Old Maid's Tomcat
9 I Turned To Stone
10 Three Old Maid Sisters
11 Custard Pie
12 Pregnant Pussy
13 Paratroop School
14 Hillbilly in Brooklyn
15 The Lions
16 Rat Trap
17 Makin' Sandwiches
18 Unstuffed Turkey
19 Home, Sweet Home
20 Chloe
21 Hell Is Downhill
22 The Ass
23 Kiss Urass Goodbye
24 Stephen Foster
25 Lincoln
26 The Life Preserver
27 Country Boy
28 Say Hamburger
29 Organ Transplant
30 The Nasty Shine Boy
31 Sneezes
32 New Race Track
33 Confucious Say
34 Raffle Ticket
35 Women Over Forty
36 Texas
37 Atlanta, GA
38 I Love You
39 Twin Brothers
40 Mary's Wardrobe
41 The Beatnik Knights of the Round Table
42 Sniffing Pepper
43 The Rent Receipt
44 A Dog Needs a Bone
45 Doorknob
46 Tongue-Tied
47 Earthquake Pregnancy
48 The Lost Wallet
49 The Warworkers
50 The Great Drama
51 Teflon
52 Reducing
53 Get Tight
54 My Financial Advisor
55 My Greatest Thrill
56 Black Brains
57 Everything's Big