Текст песни Funny Honey - John C. Reilly , Renée Zellweger
For
her
first
number,
Mrs.
Roxie
Hart
would
like
to
sing
a
song
of
love
and
devotion,
dedicated
to
her
dear
husband,
Amos.
Sometime's
I'm
right
Sometime's
I'm
wrong
But
he
doesn't
care
He'll
string
along
He
loves
me
so
That
funny
honey
of
mine
Sometime's
I'm
down
Sometime's
I'm
up
But
he
follows
'round
Like
some
droopy-eyed
pup
He
love
me
so
That
funny
honey
of
mine
He
ain't
no
sheik
That's
no
great
physique
And
Lord
knows,
he
ain't
got
the
smarts
But
look
at
that
soul
I
tell
you,
the
whole
Is
a
whole
lot
greater
than
The
sum
of
his
parts
And
if
you
knew
him
like
me
I
know
you'd
agree
What
if
the
world
Slandered
my
name?
Why,
he'd
be
right
there
Taking
the
blame
He
loves
me
so
And
it
all
suits
me
fine
That
funny,
sunny,
honey
Hubby
of
mine
I
mean
supposin',
just
supposin',
he
had
violated
Her
or
somethin'...you
know
what
I
mean...
Viloated?
I
know
what
you
mean...
...or
somethin'.
Think
how
terrible
that
would
have
been.
It's
a
good
thing
I
came
home
from
work
on
time,
I'm
tellin'
ya
that!
I
say
I'm
tellin'
ya
that!
He
loves
me
so
That
funny
honey
of
mine
Name
of
deceased...
Fred
Casely.
Fred
Casely.
How
could
he
be
a
burglar?
My
wife
knows
him!
He
sold
us
our
furniture!
He
gave
us
10
percent
off
Lord
knows
he
ain't
got
the
smarts
You
told
me
he
was
a
burglar!
You
mean
he
was
dead
when
you
got
home?
She
had
him
covered
with
a
sheet
and
she's
tellin'
Me
that
cock
and
bull
story
abou
this
burglar,
and
how
I
ought
to
say
I
did
it
'cause
I
was
sure
to
get
off.
"Help
me,
Amos"
she
says
it's
my
goddamn
hour
of
needs.
Now,
he
shot
off
his
trap
I
can't
stand
that
sap
Look
at
him
go
Rattin'
on
me
With
just
one
more
brain
What
a
half-wit
he'd
be
If
they
string
me
up
I'll
know
who
Brought
the
twine
That
scummy,
crummy
Dummy
hubby
of
mine!
And
I
believed
her!
That
cheap
little
tramp.
So,
she's
two-timing
me,
huh?
Well
I'm
through
for
protecting
her
now,
She
can
swing
for
all
I
care.
Boy,
I'm
down
at
the
garage,
Working
my
butt
off
fourteen
hours
a
day
And
she's
up
mucnhin'
on
bon
bons
And
tramping
around
like
some
goddamn
floozy.
Thought
you
could
pull
a
war
by
I
wasn't
born
yet
I
tell
you
there's
something
a
man
just
can't
take
This
time
she
pushed
me
too
far.
That
little
chiseler.
Boy,
what
a
sap
I
was!
1 Overture/And All That Jazz
2 Funny Honey
3 When You're Good To Mama
4 Cell Block Tango
5 All I Care About
6 We Both Reached For The Gun
7 Roxie
8 I Can't Do It Alone
9 Mister Cellophane
10 Razzle Dazzle
11 Class
12 Nowadays (Roxie)
13 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag
14 I Move On
15 After Midnight
16 Roxie's Suite
17 Cell Block Tango / He Had It Comin'
18 Love Is a Crime
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