Текст песни Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek - Rhett and Link
Yes,
I
am
a
nerd
Bookworm,
I'm
studious
From
my
cerebral
cortex
to
my
gluteus
Back
in
kindergarten
I
aced
my
college
entrance
exam
Now,
I'm
no
rocket
scientist
Oh
wait,
I
am
When
I
pour
my
Alpha-bits,
I
get
nothing
but
straight
A's
My
retainer
and
headgear
connect
to
a
back
brace
I've
got
a
pocket
protector,
protector,
protector
I
broke
my
glasses
on
purpose
so
I
could
tape
'em
together
Run
back
to
Reddit
and
type
stuff
no
one
will
see
You're
a
geek,
that
means
you're
just
a
hipster
wannabe
That's
right,
I'm
a
geek
I've
got
brains
and
a
personality
I
wear
my
glasses
sincerely
And
my
T-shirts
ironically
There're
some
things
you
can't
learn
in
a
class
Or
else
I'd
sign
you
up
for
"Intro
to
how
not
to
be
a
social
outcast"
You're
just
so
early
2013
I
was
the
cool
form
of
uncool
before
uncool
became
a
thing
I
use
an
app
to
pair
pork
with
the
perfect
Bordeaux
Too
bad
there's
no
app
to
neutralize
your
B.O.
While
you're
lost
in
Second
Life
letting
your
fingernails
grow
long
I'll
be
syncing
up
my
iPhone,
tablet,
TV
and
your
mom
Sure
grooming's
not
my
thing
But
I
don't
care
I
look
so
good
in
chainmail
that
it's
not
Renaissance
Fair
Doesn't
LARP
stand
for
Loser
And
Reject
Party?
I'd
rather
cosplay
with
hotties
than
play
fake
army
I
tried
Dungeons
and
Dragons
once
And
I
died
of
boredom
But
I'll
still
kick
your
Assassin's
Creed
post-mortem
Mario
party's
the
only
one
you're
getting
invited
to
Your
life
is
like
Skyrim
An
endless
quest
of
solitude
Ooh,
you
beat
Angry
Birds
You're
not
a
gamer
'cause
you
battle
your
friends
with
words
You
click
on
cute
icons,
I
execute
commands
Do
you
really
need
a
genius
to
teach
you
Garageband?
I
landed
the
first
Roflcopter
And
took
in
orphans
when
I
was
12
'Cause
I'm
an
early
adopter
I
can
wear
Google
Glass
without
looking
like
a
dweeb
OK,
maybe
not
But
I
can
yelp
us
some
good
pho
to
eat
You
need
16
gigs
of
RAM
to
watch
a
Steve
Jobs
doc?
I
keep
an
actual
ram
in
my
PC,
his
name
is
Spock
I'm
a
new
console
Your
face
is
birth
control
I
troll
Brony
sites,
you
look
like
an
actual
troll
I'm
fluent
in
C++,
see,
you
just
suck
Can
your
iPhone
auto-correct
your
dumb
haircut?
Hold
on
a
second,
let
me
tweet
this
infographic
I
made
That
illustrates
the
fact
you'll
never
get
to
procreate
I
just
haven't
met
a
woman
of
a
high
enough
caliber
The
only
dates
you
have
are
on
your
G-G-Google
Calendar
You're
losing
this
battle,
your
foam
sword
won't
help
In
the
future
you'll
randomly
access
this
memory
and
crap
yourself
Did
I
mention
I
built
a
dancing
robot?
No
one
gives
a
Shatner
about
your
skinny
jeans
Do
you
even
know
what
URL
means?
You
don't
know
what
you're
Tolkien
about
You
know
You
are
a
classic
example
of
the
inverse
ratio
between
the
size
of
the
mouth
and
the
size
of
the
brain!
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