Текст песни No No Song - Ringo Starr

Huh-huh! Huh-huh
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)

A lady that I know just came from Colombia
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha
She said it was the best in all the land

And I said no, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door

(Ah-ah-aye-aye)
A woman that I know just came from Mallorca, Spain
She smiled because I did not understand (parazzi, parazzi!) (olé!)
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine
She said it was the finest in the land

And I said
No, no, no, no, I don't... it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
Then it makes it hard to find the door

(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
(Aye-aye-aye)

A man that I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee 'O (oh no!)
He smiled because I did not understand
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho
He said it was the best in all the land (and he wasn't joking)

And I said
No, no, no, no, I don't drink it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
Then it makes it hard to find the door

Well, I said
No, no, no, no, I can't take it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door
Hey yeh
I'll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?