Текст песни SIMP - Rltj

You're a SIMP
Yeah you know you're a SIMP
Absolute SIMP
S, I, M, P, SIMP
Such a fucking SIMP
Yeah you know you're a SIMP
Absolute SIMP
S, I, M, P, SIMP

You're a simp, beta orbiter
Do you really think you're gonna score with her
Always on your knees always beggin' please
Can't you tell everybody's getting' bored of ya
Can't you tell everybody's getting' bored of ya
She takes your money and she doesn't even talk to ya
No salary left she hasn't married you yet
You get pleasure out of her ignorin' ya
Started from the bottom now we up up up
Hennessey and molly in the cup cup cup
Don't like rats and I don't like cucks
If you're simpin' in these streets you will get clapped up
14 messages with no reply
And you know she's getting' busy with another guy
Friendzoned for 2 years won't you take the hint
You aint ever gettin' any my guy because

You're a SIMP
Yeah you know you're a SIMP
Absolute SIMP
S, I, M, P, SIMP
Such a fucking SIMP
Yeah you know you're a SIMP
Absolute SIMP
S, I, M, P, SIMP

Ditching the boys just to hang with the girls
You heard she like long hair so you got curls
Trying so hard it's making me hurl
This is grade 6 man not the end of the world
She takes all your cash and she spends all your money
Went down on one knee and she thought it was funny
You probably pay her to call you daddy
You're not hot, don't care what you heard from mummy

Simp simp
You're a simp
Sophie, Bonnie, you're all simps
When they see this chain they all want a sniff
I'm a female dog but I ain't no bitch
Schmackos... check
Frothies... check
69 simps in my insta dm's...
Check check

You're a SIMP
Yeah you know you're a SIMP
Absolute SIMP
S, I, M, P, SIMP
Such a fucking SIMP
Yeah you know you're a SIMP
Absolute SIMP
S, I, M, P, SIMP

Credit card declined no I'm not surprised
You even help set her up with other guys
She spends all your money and it's not even funny
She wants 10k a week and won't compromise
Every girl's dm's it's five guys no fries
Stop trying so hard and go live your lives
Don't try and sabotage me cause I made my move
Swear this happens every time it's like déjà vu
Bought some Louis V shoes put Dior on the belt
Hear your bank account hurtin' always screaming for help
You're a simp in denial, not a friend you're a rival
You assist more than Charles in the semi final
Cash disappeared she went and got a new man
And you're still spending money on her onlyfans
I'm callin' you a simp but you'll never understand
Channel went missing, Madeleine McCa- woah, woah, woah

Simp, simp, simp, simp
You're a SIMP
Yeah you know you're a SIMP
Absolute SIMP
S, I, M, P, SIMP
Such a fucking SIMP
Yeah you know you're a SIMP
Absolute SIMP
S, I, M, P, SIMP