Apocalypse Song

In Iraq there's a new dance craze called the Apocalypse
So you won't see it in no discotheque nor in no pole dance strip show
It's a mind-filled hokey cokey, they dance off the beaten track
You put your left leg in and then you never get it back

Got a little feeling that I'm gonna be bad
It's the sweetest little feeling that I ever had
When this little feeling started coming on strong
I know that pretty soon I'm gonna be doing wrong

I met the Four Horsemen coming from the Nackajaw
They said, "Since climate change gone
Down, my long time's been kinda hard"
Famine had a job in Blackpool giving kiddies donkey rides
But he had to sell 'em ice cream too, and Famine's got his pride

Got a little feeling that I'm gonna be bad
It's the sweetest little feeling that I ever had
When this little feeling is a-coming on strong
I know that pretty soon I'm gonna be doing wrong

The Thames was so polluted it went a kind of Harpic purple
When I saw an iceberg floating by come from the Arctic Circle
I called out, "Hey, polar bear, what you doing so far south?"
He said, "Rhyming Arctic Circle with Harpic purple? Fuck off!"

Got a little feeling that I'm gonna be bad
It's the sweetest little feeling I ever had
Got a little feeling that it won't be too long
'Til once again I'm gonna be doing wrong

Ah, uh, thank you very much. Um, this is the last night of the run
I've been doing at the, at the Tricycle, and I really like being
Here. Um, they, they make me feel very loved here. They came back
The people who run the Tricycle, the director and the
Management, they come back after the first show, and they
Said, "Marvelous, marvelous! You're a, a natural player
You must write a play for us. You must write a play for us
" And I said, "Well, as it happens, I've got an idea for a play
" And I told them it, and they went, "Not that one." Ah...