Right Turn, Clyde

Times New Roman, you know the type
Call me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype

Hawk eye like the one in star 81 to bait me
Hook, line, sinker, now your lady wanna date me

Give your girl a little wink, so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
You're often out of shape when the heat is on just like a shrink

He thick but I can take a hit better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible, though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should've known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon, not a sword
Struck a chord, if I wanted to see stars I'd watch the Academy Awards
That's why I ran like a flock of seagulls, why I make up like Mary Kay
You must have given up on Havelock's cause now you're going to pay

All in all you're just a...
Another dick with no balls
All in all you're just a...
Another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be an officer, give me a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Halfwit the halfwit, half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want a slider
Hurt you like your women like you like
Your shrimp, you like 'em battered
A wife beater perfectly for Dina Farrell

Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
Giving me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap it to a slinge and break my legs but do I care?
No, sorry, I'm a lover, not a fighter, commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girl fine, I'll be glad that you do time
Here's the deal: I cop a feel, you cop a plea, we get the maximum

Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Just make sure this yellow-bellied wimp
Won't bring your son out there alone
When you're trick-or-treating your dick
Will be drinking on this trinket's bone

All in all you're just a...
Another dick with no balls
All in all you're just a...
Another dick with no balls

Garden boy
Garden boy

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