Текст песни Chinese Buffet - Rod West

You're at the
Chinese buffet, yeah well chinese buffet
What kinda food will you serve today
It might be turkey or
It might be ham
Would you like the french fries or yams
Yes please

Chinese buffet, yeah well chinese buffet
Eight ninety-nine special on Thursday
Dim sum, egg roll, chicken with broccoli
Everything that you could cook in a wok-li

I'll learn to eat with chopsticks
Till then I'll stick with a fork
What is that yummy looking breaded stuff
Mushrooms flounder cheese shrimp or pork
I don't know

Chinese buffet, yeah well chinese buffet
I ate too much and now I'm gonna pay
Three plates full now my tummy hurts
And when I sit down
On the bowl I'm gonna squirt