Текст песни Jingle D'Z - Roylt

Jinge bells
Merry Shigmas
Merry Hanzakwanzamas
Merry Chrysler!

Last year I asked santa for a new mac
I been getting nicer every year like how you do that?
I seen Santa kissin on your ho ho ho go get yo boo back
Had to join in on the reindeer games now im the fullback

Walkin' out your house and you know I got a full bag
I don't want no candy canes or milk
I just want some cookies and ain't shit up on my list bitch
I just want some good gas
Roll the footage back seen yo granny plantin' mistletoe

I round the corner seen her pucker had to give and go
Man yall boys so broke your Christmas tree just made of oregano
Fatherless behavior yeah I bet your ass wrote a list
Santa told me he ain't wastin' coal he gave you a bag of bricks

Ol' yee yee ass nigga yeah catch me out in the sticks
I don't want no ham or turkey yeah hook me up with the fish
Uh ooh my plate full of sides
I don't gotta take a walk I'm smokin' right inside

I don't gotta wait for Christmas I buy what I like
Yeah all my life you know that I been on my grind
Baby girl don't get on my sleigh if your ass ain't fine
Keep it festive ooh red and white on my pipe

And I up that shit if I catch somebody in my chimney
Santacon got these honky motherfuckers actin' shifty
Uh ooh yeah they actin weird
Gotta mix the eggnog with a little beer
See just how it tastes
That shit might be great
That shit might be bad
Gotta take a chance