Текст песни Canada - Rucka Rucka Ali

Hello
This is a public service announcement from the Government of Canada
Canada is what happens when you put French people in the woods
Ha ha

Canada, ay, ay
Is only there till they do something we don′t like, ay, ay
I'd like to see them start a fight some day, ay, ay
We′d probably beat them to the ground by 6AM, ay

Across the bridge, ay, ay
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees, ay, ay
They try to talk but all they know is French, ay, ay
Their claim to fame is being north of the US, yes

In Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags

Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like (like, like)
I'd like to see them run their mouth at us one day (day, day)
They′d probably be wiped off the map that very night, ni-i-i-ight

Yo it′s cold, ay, ay
Them royal police riding horses fighting crime, ay, ay
They funny hats and pants demand respect, ay, ay
Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive

I hate the queen, ay, ay
They ruined basketball with a Toronto team, ay, ay
They all statistically have smaller boobs, ay, ay
Gained independence from the queen in ′82, 1982

Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice (nice, nice)
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice (ice, ice)
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice

Canada
Is only there till they do something we don′t like (like, like)
I'd like to see them start a fight some day (day, day)
They′re only there till they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike

Homos, ay, ay
Seems like we should be telling them what to do, ay, ay
The metric system isn't very cool, ay, ay
Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose, moo-oo-oo-oose

Michael J. Fox, ay, ay
Your shaky ass ain′t made a movie that I liked, ay, ay
Ok, I guess Back to the Future was okay, ay, ay
But Bryan Adams should have
But Bryan Adams should have
But Bryan should have stayed in

Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time (time, time)
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags

Canada
Is only there till′ they do something we dont like (like, like)
I'd like to see them run their mouth at us one day (day, day)
They′d probably be wiped off the map that very night, ni-i-i-ight

Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like (like,like)
They′re only there till they do something we don't like (like,like)
They′re only there till they do something we don't like (like,like)

Rucka Rucka Ali
The Canadian government was not amused by hip-hop artist Rucka Rucka Ali insulting musical number
The president of Canada has urged us not to invade the United States
But we do not listen to the president because he is Canadian