Текст песни Herro - Rucka Rucka Ali

Herro
I'm Chinese
I was wondering if you would like some beef with broccoli
I come over
From Beijing
I play ping pong and pray to Buddha
And say ching chong chong ching
Herro
You want Sake
Or you want California dragon roll with ginger and wasabi
If you are hungry
Call me
I get you table in my restaurant
With free fortune cookie
There's a small difference
Between lunch and dinner price
Herro from the far east side
Our wall goes for a thousand miles
Our children make Nikes
And sing Christmas songs
And Kim Jong Un leads us
We dream of his dong
Herro from the far east side
I like eggrolls, I cannot lie
I sell you Calamari with some pepper and salt
Little House on the Prairie, my favorite show
In the world
Herro
How are you?
It's so typical of me to talk about soy sauce, I sorry
I don't feel to well
Ever since I ate that orange chicken I can't take a crap
Ancient secret
Of the orange sauce
Mix cum with clementine
So herro from the far east side
I also selling child brides
I sell you my daughter for 20 Remninbi
That's like 100 dollar
She hardly ever cries
Herro from the Laos side
My people have Laosian pride
We killed two million thousand in 1969
And the one's we didn't kill
We made go sit outside
On the floor
Uh, one, two, three
South Korea don't got shit on me
I from the hood
I rap real good
Nuclear war?
I wish a bitch would
Rewind and listen again
I get mad pussy
You kiss men
Please leave message when you call
Stupid Mongolians breaking my wall
Herro from the far east side
I sometimes blow another guy
I still use Compuserve, Windows 3.1
And I love Filipinos
But I don't like Taiwan
Herro from the far east side
I chilling on a water slide
I do your dry cleaning at the Dry Cleaner Mart
And I know math and science
Because Asians are smart
Benihana
Is good
Herro
Oh shit, the song's over