Текст песни I Love Minorities - Rucka Rucka Ali

I think that every race
Is a-okay
We all have something to be proud of
(Except white people)
I like every country the same
Even the ones where my own music′s not allowed in
Or the ones that wanna bomb us

Women are as smart as me and you
No, no, it's true
They could be president of this country
I mean who cares?
There′s already a black
I love minorities
Especially, people that get around in wheelchairs
That's hot

I love everyone in the world
Because no one is different than no one
Everyone is fuckin' like someone
And if you feel like I do
Then take my hand and touch my balls
And sing along this fuckin′ song

Black people are good at playing basketball
Asians cook chinese food on woks
Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico
So suck on my cock, if you don′t love everyone
White people can tuck their shirts into their shorts
They need Jews to fill their tax forms
Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs
We could all learn from one another lots of stuff

Sex, them Europeans
Do it with kids
It's like they′re proud of it or something
It's legal in their countries
Canadians, at age 15
Can legally suck off dirty old man for money
No, they can′t
OK, for free
That's right

Everyone in the world′s good
Because no one is better than someone else is
I'm down with women's circumcision
So if you feel like I do
(You′re a homo)
Pullout your ballsack and your bongo drum
And sing this gay ass little song

Black people are good at stealing stereos
They′ve got Jewish lawyers in court
Muslims are the best at flying into stuff
Not all Muslims, just most, and all it takes is most
Africans like lynching homosexuals
Cubans turn dildos into boats
Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes
Everyone's special in their own gay little way

Arab girls have got to be sweaty
They put to death if they show they titty
That′s baller shit
I ain't even playin′
Lemme tell you what's the same about the
Swedish, Chassidish Jews, Kelly and Regis
They′re all fuckin' crazy
Except the Swedish, they're just lazy
And love the penis
Yeah, those ladies in Sweden
Got enough VDs to turn those dudes around them gay
And Frenchmen don′t believe in bathing
And Haitians love a good earthquake

Caging a Mongol?
Russian tradition
Rape in the Congo?
As long as it′s women
Taking a dump on someone else's culture
And making fun of them just ′cause they're different
And making a song calling their country stupid
Mixing the absurd with the true?
Don′t do it
So if you hate racist humour
Get your pooper up
And sing this fuckin' song

Black people are good at wheelchair basketball
They got shot
And now cannot walk
Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible
Everyone′s good
No one is better than someone
White people can show black people how to vote
Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good
Blind black men can't play hockey, because they're black
Helen Keller can′t drive because she′s a woman

Gary Coleman's gone (black people are good at wheelchair basketball)
It′s so sad (they got shot)
He was so young (and now cannot walk)
I mean he was like fifty-one (pregnant girls are stupid and impossible)
But it's sad (everyone′s good)
Because he looked like he was nine years old (no one is better than someone)

Whatchu' talkin′ about, Rucka?
His wife did it
I love minorities