Текст песни Jared the Footlong Lover - Rucka Rucka Ali

Hey there little kids my name's Jared i'm a friend
Can i eat a sandwich with you?
How 'bout a footlong wheat or white kind of bread
Help me squeeze the mayo out this tube

Got my mind on your body and your body's only nine and the taste of my Teriaki sauce you wanna try?
Don't tell your mother, kiss the cucumber
It's time for a supper
I'm the footlong love

Five, five dollar ohohohoh
Five dollar footlong ohohohoh
Throw me down and scream and start to cry
Don't be scared just have a little whine
I'm Jared i'm the Subway guy
Let's do a line
I'm the footlong lover

Guess how many kids i can fit in these pants
Have you had the meatballs there?
Yeah
Yes i like my subs like i like my women
I like them 6 and 12, Yeah

Got my mind on your body and your body's only nine and some chips and a drink for a dollar ninety-nine
Go get your brother
I got a boner
Would you like that toasted?
I'm the footlong lover

Five, five dollar
Five dollar footlong
Take a bath with me and close the blinds
Here's some Ranch you got it in your eye
I tuck my shirt in all the time, now you know why (you know why)
I'm the footlong lover

Five, five dallar footlong I'm the footlong lover
Five dollar footlong I'm the footlong lover
Shhhh, I got a boner
Uh, I'll have the kids meal, with extra kids
Got my mind and your body's only nine

(Common guys even Michael Jackson got a three second chances)
Have a taste of my mini sub it grows into a grinder
(How about if i go through your craigslist history)
Wanna know what my favorite sub is? Turkey Ham
Eat this double yummy mini sub (tell)
Tell your parents you played outside

I check in
Still in the microwave (microwave)
Each fucking time (each fucking time)
I'm the footlong lover
Turkey Ham, i'm the footlong lover
I like kids is that a fucking crime?
I no please don't start to fucking cry, or you will die
I'm the footlong lover

Five, five dollar ohohohoh
Five dollar footlong
I'm the footlong lover