Chopped Liver

My charmed lover is in love with me
I fill him with poison but he ain't never gonna leave
And the rats they are racing to nibble at my feet
So I'll stay at home and watch TV
The bar she is calling with the utmost subtlety
Saying come along and bring your lungs
And fill it with tobacco of the finest quality
Don't stay at home and watch TV
Oh, but bar you know I'd love to come and taste your sorrel
But you caught me short with one half empty cup, empty cup
And then I hear my lady, she says, "Come and sit with me"
And I am want to thinking, how lucky can I be
And I don't need no music or shallow revelry
As long as I'm here with my loverly