Текст песни Trouble With Harry - Sass Jordan

The trouble is Harry thinks he's fat, and not too good looking
He bought this hat down in Niagara Falls one day
He thought it would help him be a hit with the ladies
But it never seemed to work that way
The trouble with Harry is he's more than he thinks
The trouble with Harry is he's more than he knows

Even the movie stars don't look like movie stars
Even the movie stars don't act like movie stars

The trouble with Harry is he's small and not too impressive
But he's full of love like Bret 'the Hitman' Hart
And that's what helps to be a hit with the ladies
But he never sees the forest for the trees...(chorus)

Paparazzi, makeup artists,
Plastic surgeons, botox parties
What's this planet gonna do
When everyone looks twenty two?

The trouble with Harry is... LIFE