Текст песни Mother Fucker's in the Basement - Scalladosis

Mother Fucker's in the backyard
Controlling the greenhouse gasses
If we don't know how to get dressed,
Then we are brainless asses
Oh my God, what the fuck?
Why are you killing a duck?
Oh my God, what the fuck?
Why are you damaging the truck?
You are not a chicken plucker
You are Mother Fucker

Mother Fucker's in the kitchen
Killing a big maggot
If we can't think of something
Then we're gonna be like "Shag it"
Oh my God, what the hell?
Why are you throwing a bell?
Oh my God, what the hell?
Why are you kicking the well?
You are not a turkey plucker
You are Mother Fucker

Mother Fucker's in the backyard
Cleaning all the ditches
If we don't know how to behave,
Then we are brainless bitches
Oh my God, what the frick?
Why are you squashing a tick?
Oh my God, what the frick?
Why are you licking a brick?
You are not an ostrich plucker
You are Mother Fucker

Mother Fucker's in the basement
Waiting to get started
If we don't know 7+ 1,
Then our brains must have farted
Oh my God, what the frig?
Why are you breaking a twig?
Oh my God, what the frig?
Why are you sinking a rig?
You are not an owl plucker
You are Mother Fucker

Mother Fucker's in the basement
Trying to get it mastered
If I don't know my ABC's,
Then I am a big bastard
Oh my God, what the heck?
Why are you smashing the deck?
Oh my God, what the heck?
What are you planning to wreck?
You are not a penguin plucker
You are Mother Fucker

Oh shit!