Текст песни I'm Going to Have Sex - Scoochie Boochie

I'm on my way to get laid
She told me come over
Ok
Go go gadget boner
And I'm going overboard
And I'm speeding away
I told my pony homie George
Show the meaning of haste
Hyah!
Bitch I gallop over land and sea and she
Sent a summons to demand that peen
Posthaste
Oh great!
I said damn, that's neat
Threw a poon alley-oop
I'ma slam that thing
I'm en route to a lewd rendezvous
With a cute hottie who
Wanna do naughty moves
Nude with the booch
Gotta scoot
She said entrez vous
Yonder boobs
I'm in thot pursuit
Hear the clop of the hooves
Like I'm riding into battle
But I'm tryna have vagina
Ride my stubble like a saddle
Forth Eorlingas
She just tryna straddle
Looking for cunnilingus
She just tryna have the
one ring on her finger
But I skeet skeet skeedaddle
I don't linger
Speeding and shit
Cuz the beacon is lit
Gondor calls for aid
Rohan's on the way
But it's me with the dick
And some trees in a zip
Got that Longbottom O.G.
Leaf in a spliff
I got distracted by the Lord of the Rings
Cuz I've been at the Gaffer's old lean
Swerving through the Atlantic
Thirty minute transit
Girl we can get flirty and then dirty
And then tantric
And when
I hit it have her callin out in Sanskrit
And she don't even know the language
Getting intimate is imminent
She solicited my rigid dick
She subpoenaed my penis to visit tit
And I'm ready with it like the minute men
One if by land
Two if bisexual
She would like a man and an extra girl
Double dash with another lass?
I'm amenable
Just send me the schedule
I know that you're flexible
Put a breast in my text
And some pep in my step
When she sent the address
Put that chest
In the vicinity of my chin
Let the festivititties begin