Текст песни Oopsy Doopsy - Scoochie Boochie

Young Scoochie Boochie
Sent to earth to do two things
Touch boobies
And touch booty
And yo mama gave both those to me
Oopsy doopsy
I pull up and hop out the prius
You might take a paintball pellet to the penis
And I almost died when I tried
To initiate a threesome with Serena and Venus
Buddy I got beat up
So I had leave but
Not before I scored a couple liters of Capri suns
And I never take a knee un
Less there's stipulations for some strippers in my pre-nup
Welcome to the show, folks
Two things: flow, jokes
I got a bevy of both
Every line is a laugh or a dope quote
Hope you brought a snack and a blanket
Hope you brought the cash I can stash in the bank and
I hope you brought the grass and the hash is the dankest
See me in the back if your ass need a spanking
Signing titties like a notary
I done a lotta sex locally
Women looking at my butt, they ogle me
They predisposed to fuck, hopefully
I sound like a little kid, vocally
But i will flirt with your bitch, openly
Got a top five dick, globally
Is it very big? Totally
I'ma show you how to do it like Squanto
On a very wet woman like a poncho
Gave me free samples like a Costco
Rear up like a bronco
I'ma play the booty like a bongo
While I'm sippin on a mondo
Nibblin on nachos and tacos with lots o cilantro
My shit is the shit and your shit is compost
I live in a volcano
My balls are like tomatoes
I'm baked like a potato
When I fart it makes a rainbow
When I fart it makes a beat
When I burp I make a verse
Do the chorus with a sneeze
Drop the album like a turd
All my verses are flames I'ma comfortably spit
I can burn up the place with a couple of quips
And your girl told me thanks as I'm cuppin her tit
It's a bird it's a plane it's me fuckin your bitch
All right let's get to business
This mixtape's great got the sauce to dip in
And it's delicious
When I quit the living
Let my tombstone read "God's gift to bitches"