Текст песни Hi, My Name's Cindy - sElf

Mystery date, and you can't be late
Thought it wouldn't go any deeper
Stalling and stalling to the voice of debate
Laugh at her jokes, and then leave her
You can't get out
Well, maybe she's pretty, and maybe she's rich
You gotta keep an open mind

(Hi, my name's Cindy, and I'm a transistorosexual!)

Now it's all run amok
For the next five hours, you're fucked

Fallen in a well, and you can't get out
Thought you couldn't fall any deeper
You learned about love, and the opposite sex
That there's fucked up people
You try again
Maybe she's pretty, and maybe she's rich
You gotta keep an open mind

(Hi, um, my name's Cindy
And I'm your blind date, and I'm really blind!)

Now it's all run amok
For the rest of your life, you're fucked
Now it's all run amok
For the rest of your life, you're fucked

La, la, la la-la, la la la la la, la
La, la, la la-la, la la la la la, la
La, oh-oh, oh
La, la, la la-la, la la la la la, la