Devil Boy (Demo)

I slept through Easter yesterday
Right through Christmas just the same
The priest came up to me all up in arms
He said, "Devil boy, what have you done?"

Hey, devil boy, we're gonna blow your house in
Hey, devil boy, what do you think of that?
For heaven's sake, it's only been 2000 years
And I can't wait any longer for you

The Jesuits rolled in their tanks to my front door
While the Capuchins held a love-in on my front porch
The Augustinians kept to themselves
And stuck their tongues out in a row
They said, "Devil boy, it's off to Hell you go"

Hey, devil boy, we're gonna blow your house in
Hey, devil boy, what do you think of that?
For heaven's sake, it's only been 2000 years
And I can't wait any longer for you

For heaven's sake, it's only been 2000 years
And I can't wait any longer for you

And so I sit and pray for you to call me there
I'll burn that bridge a thousand times on the cross I bear
And wonder if you're listening from a soap box in the sky
And finally realize my pride, was it you or I?

Hey, devil boy, we're gonna blow your house in
Hey, devil boy, what do you think of that?
For heaven's sake, it's only been 2000 years
And I can't wait any longer for you

For heaven's sake, I'd give away eternity
If you would come back to me
If you would come back to me
If you would come back to me
If you would come back to me