House Husband

Well!
Some guy anuh man
Dem a house husband
Certain things weh gyal dem do a yard a fraud
Hear me now!

That couldn't happen inna fi mi yard
That couldn't happen under no regard
That couldn't happen inna fi mi yard
That couldn't happen, some man a fraud

Some man a gwan like dem a man, but dem a bwoy a yard
Gwan like dem a man, chaw man nah draw no card
Gwan like dem a man, but dem a bwoy a yard
Gwan like dem a man, but dem a total fraud
Dirty things, it a happen inna yard
Bad things, it a happen inna yard
House husband make man look like fraud
'Cause it happen is a serious thing
A man want the money, can't spend it

Him haffi give the woman all of it
Want a dollar, him haffi ask her fi it
Take what she want and give what left
Him have a smile all when him vex
Box him a east and box him a west
A she fi wear the pants and him wear the dress
Dem yah thing deh make the ranking vex
Mi cyan take the way how some man a flex

That couldn't happen inna fi mi yard
That couldn't happen under no regard
That couldn't happen, some man a fraud
That couldn't happen, and mi nah draw card

The woman have the man as idiot and
Wash pants and wash frock and
Him wash plate and scour pot and
She sit down and well relax and
Him haffi eat some food out of box

That couldn't happen inna fi mi yard
That couldn't happen, some man a fraud
That couldn't happen inna fi mi yard

Some man a gwan like dem a man, but dem a bwoy a yard
Gwan like dem a man, and mi nah draw card
Gwan like dem a man, but dem a bwoy a yard
Gwan like dem a man, and mi nah draw card
Him just get the brush and the house shine up
And woman get up and bed nuh spread up
She just leave man a yard fi do all dirty work
Just gone a day and come back inna night
And if him open him mouth too hard, him cause a big fight

That couldn't happen inna fi mi yard
That couldn't happen, some man a fraud
That couldn't happen inna fi mi yard
That couldn't happen, some man a fraud

Some man a gwan like dem a don, but dem a bwoy a yard
Gwan like dem a don, but dem a total fraud
Gwan like dem a don, but dem a bwoy a yard
Some man only give man bad record

That couldn't happen inna fi mi yard
That couldn't happen, some man a fraud

Some man say dem a real idiot
Because dem wash this and dem wash that
And dem scour this and dem scour that
And woman sit down, watch how she relax
And if a bwoy talk to her, she chop him a box
Some man say dem a man, but dem a - and too
Some man say dem a man, but dem a house husband
Some man say dem a man, mi say, dem wrong
Tell you the truth, some guy program
Because some guy so bad, him did harm the woman

The woman dem never do nothing wrong

The woman is just like the man

A she fi wear the shirt and the pants
And the man, him fi wear when man

That couldn't happen inna fi mi yard
That couldn't happen, some man a fraud
That couldn't happen inna fi mi yard

Some man a gwan like dem a man, but dem a bwoy a yard
Gwan like dem a man, but dem a total fraud
Gwan like dem a man, but dem a bwoy a yard
Gwan like dem a man, dem only give man bad card
Jump around if you a man a yard and
Push up your hand if you a man a yard and
Nuh make no woman have you as fraud

Some man say dem a man, but dem a house husband
Some man say dem a man, but dem a - and too
Dirty things, that a wha' man a do
Don't make no woman come rule you