Shrimp Cocktail

1 Bacon-Wrapped Bruise-Chetta
2 (What DID Shrimp Money Bring To the Party?)
3 Sevenfold Seven Layer Trail Mix
4 Baked Breeeeeee
5 I Asked For a Dry Martini and All I Got Was This Wet-Ass Drink
6 (The True Guest of Honor Arrives)
7 Puff Pastry Pandemonium
8 Jalapeño Marshmallow Crab(Core) Dip
9 Antipasto Parasite
10 Infinite French Onion Glitch
11 Quinoa? I Barely Know'a
12 Mtn Dew Cheesecake
13 (Can I Get a Side of Ranch?)
14 Oregano Stuffed Mushrooms If You Know What I Mean
15 Crippled By Crudité
16 Toaster In the Punch Bowl
17 Catch Some LIL Smokies
18 Dark Beer Whompfest
19 Old Fashioned Fist Fight
20 All Beef
21 Gas Station Four Loko Private Reserve
22 I Went To the Bar To Get a Margarita and Wasted Away Instead
23 Gin & Nonsense
24 Hickory-Smoked Irish Coffee
25 Yeah Boiiiii
26 Shrimp Cocktail