Текст песни my furry boyfriend - Sister Alfred

I wanna go to L.A. with you
Stroke your hair like I've always wanted to
But there seems to be a problem
And only you can help me solve it
No one seems to understand us
Not even my Mum, Candice
But my love will never end
'Cause you're my furry boyfriend
I've been a furry my whole life
Always wanted to be a furry wife
I recently got a new tail
It was the last one that they had for sale
Uh
I like to waggle it around
When my parents are sleeping sound
'Cause if they walked in on me
I'd probably be asked to leave
The house, are you a mouse or a fox or a doggy?
I like 'em soggy
Yuh
Any animal will do
As long as I can hold paws with you
Wanna meet at a calm
We'll stroll, we'll crawl, we'll roll all day long
Sing songs about how hard it is to be a furry
Surely
Ahh-ahh
Furry is a sexuality too
Yah
The plus in LGBT+ is 'F'
And I don't go [unintelligible] with you
Do I?
Just let us be fucking feral in peace
The only thing that gets me going is when you bark as I hold up a tree
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah?
Our meat
'Cause I'm a fucking furry
Hurry
Because we're taking over the world and there's no stopping me
Ooh your Dad, your friends and family
A place that everyone will soon have ears
And a tail
And a furry fucking body
Like shawty
From Five Nights At Freddy's
There is no escaping us
Everywhere you look
Animals will be fucking
And that kinda sucks for you
If you're not into that I guess
But we're furries
Yeah we're furries
There's no way to get around in a hurry when you're a furry
'Cause we wear really big fursuits that are really heavy
It's kind of hard to walk