My Friend Stan

My friend Stan's got a funny old man
Oh yeah, oh yeah
He makes him work all night 'til he can't do it right
Oh yeah, aha
And from the way you blacked my eye,
I know that you're the reason why
And from the way you fix his tie
I see you're gettin' to him, gettin' to him

My friend Jack's got an ache in his back
Oooooh oh yeah
The doc said he'd be fine if he'd just take his time
Ohh oh, ooh
And from the way you blacked my eye
I know that you're the reason why
And from the way you fix his tie
I see you're gettin' to him, you've been gettin' to him - kinky!

And from the way you blacked my eye
I know that you're the reason why
And from the way you fix his tie
I see you're gettin' to him, you've been gettin' to him

My friend Pete says his body is weak
Oh yeah, aha
He told me he can't sleep and his temperature's steep
Oh yeah, woho
And from the way you blacked my eye,
I know that you're the reason why
And from the way you fix his tie
I see you're gettin' to him, you've been gettin' to him,
You've been gettin' to him, you've been gettin' to him
Oh yeah!