Funkentown

Funk it!
Funk it!
Funk it!

The funk has been known to cure all illnesses
Get ready, okay
Like all names have been changed to protect it
Funk it!

Funk it!
Funk it!

Give yourself a chance
Let the funk create the new dance
(Russian, why'd you lock that door?)
Funk it!
Oh, we're dancing

Funk it!

The groove has been changed
But the names remain
It's the same game, it's the same game

We've got to have this funk in town
To funk with the serious town
We've got to have this funk in town
I think I'll take a bite of that
We've got to have this funk in town
I think I'm gonna walk on it
We've got to have this funk in town
Oh, pass that whip cream, y'all

The funk got the chumps

With razors and loaves
Funk it!

You ever heard of funk that dances by itself?
This funk is dancing
Getting ready to dodge all obstacles
Funk it!
Time to go skate
Oh, I think I'm gonna swim
Swim through the funk
Funk it!

Everybody on your feet
Funk with the funk, funk with the funk
This is the elite funk
Funk it!
Talkin' about the age of dancing
Time to dance
Funk it!
It's about that forward motion
It's about that four-wheel drive

We've got to have this funk in town

Ten-speed funk, y'all
We've got to have this funk in town

Hey man, you gonna get a ticket for speeding
You stole my funk
We've got to have this funk in town

Hey, I'm gonna tell the brother I was on the funk
He don't understand what I'm saying
We've got to have this funk in town
We've got to have this funk in town
This is a new wave communication
We've got to have this funk in town
International exchange
Funk it!

And all names have been changed to protect the funk
For all you people that have tons of knowledge
This is the congruent congressional atmosphere
Of the melodic endeavor known as the endeavor of funk