Текст песни Girls Are Gross - Smosh

Gross!
Girls are gross
Nobody knows
Gross!
Girls are gross
When we're alone
When I wake up, still got makeup on
To do it all over gotta wake at dawn
Yeah, pop my zits so satisfying
My B.O. smells like I am dying
Shower? Nope, we got dry shampoo
Dry shaving legs, got a hairy bathroom
Facing the day in yesterday's lashes
Place is a wreck but I'm looking fantastic
Gross!
Girls are gross
We skip the soap
Gross!
Girls are gross
Better cover your nose
Covered in sweat between my breasts
But I'm still gonna keep my cash there
Crumbs and lip stain, wanna bite of chow mein?
Nevermind, that's some loose hair
My bra looks cute
Lacy and silky
I never wash it, yeah it's filthy
Had this shit since tenth grade
It's soaked in titty marinade!
Gross!
Girls are gross
Don't Motorboat
No, no, nooo
Gross!
Girls are gross
Got sweaty bongos
Hey guys (Hey BB)
Let's talk about period stains (Let's)
We don't throw out our period stained underwear
We just keep them to wear the next month (Ew)
It's like a seven layer dip of blood stains (salty)
Don't forget about period poops
Your uterine lining is already gushing out of your vagina (It is)
You know what would make it even better?
Endless diarrhea
Oh, and we can't fart in public so we save them all until we're alone
Hotboxing our cars with a whole day of concentrated farts
In my jetta
You want a ride, baby?
Gross!
Girls are gross
My bra is soaked
Discharge below
Gross!
Girls are gross
Gross!
Girls are gross
When we're alone
Gross!
Girls are gross
So now you know
Gross