Telephone Blues

I'm gonna call up my baby
On the long distant telephone
I'm gonna call up my baby
On the long distant telephone
Now you know the people, they all tell me
Somebody gone treat my baby wrong

I call up long distance
I call all over sea
My baby nowhere in Chicago
That's what's worrying me
I'm gonna call up my baby
On the long distant telephone
Now you know the people, they all tell me
Somebody gon' treat my baby wrong
Blow your horn, Snooki

I'ma get into the West Union of Maine
Then invite me on telegram
I'ma send it to my baby, she all on
Now, just where I am
I'ma call up my baby
On the long distant telephone
Now you know the people, they all tell me
Somebody gon' treat my baby wrong