Neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this?
Who lives in a house like this?
In number 69, there lives a transvestite
He's a man by day but he's a woman at night
There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein
Says he's on a chore to start the third world war
Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood

In 110, they haven't paid the rent
So, there goes the TV with the repo men
In 999, they make a living from crime
The house is always empty 'cause they're all doing time
Oh, if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this?
Who lives in a house like this?
In number 18, there lives a big butch queen
He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean
In 666, there lives a Mr. Miller
He's our local vicar and a serial killer

Oh, if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this? (who lives here, man?)
Who lives in a house like this?
Oh, they want to knock us down 'cause they think we're scum
But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive
So, you'd better come prepared 'cause they won't take us alive
Oh, if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood