Brahm's Alibi

If your record player has come this far without visible damage, you've
Got yourself a wonderful piece of equipment. And all kidding aside
You're entitled to hear some of the truly amazing things that your
Hi-fi phonograph can do. Here are some beautiful melodic sounds
Recorded in hi-fidelity. Vibraphone, chimes, xylophone, and
Glockenspiel. Compare their life-like quality with anything
You've ever heard on your old phonograph, and I think
You'll agree with me that no technical explanations are
Necessary. The miracle of hi-fidelity speaks best for itself
With the living presence of the tones you're about to hear