Tammy

Vampira, my sweet

Oh, Drac, it's so nice to spend an evening at
Home. Would you care for an after-dinner drink?

Yes, Vampira, my usual. Cyanide on the rocks

Pardon me, my dear. Remind me never to stop being a Savoy
Plasma again. I must have gotten hold of some tired blood

Oh, darling. I'm such a lucky girl
Tell me why vultures are circling above
Clammy, Clammy, Clammy's in love

And how does it feel when we stand hand in glove?

Clammy, Clammy, Clammy, my love

I'm inhuman too, just like you, I fell with a thud
But how can a fellow win when dame's get in his blood?

Bride and groom, furnished tomb, and images of
Clammy, Clammy, Clammy's in love
Oh, Drac, I haven't felt like this since
I was twenty-one. Hundred years old

You don't look a day over two thousand, my dear

Oh, thank you. I'll be right back. I've
Got to put our little monster to bed
Anemic, are you still awake?

Yes, mommy

How many times have I told you not to call me mommy? I'm your mummy

Okay, mommy. Will you tell me a bedtime story?

Oh, alright. Once upon a time, there were three bats: a papa bat
A mama bat, and a baby bat. They lived in a beautiful cemetery
And one day they went out shopping at the blood bank. While they
Were gone, a little girl named Goldilockjaw got lost and was very
Very tired. She came upon their tomb and went inside and fell
Fast asleep. When the three bats came home, the papa bat said

Someone's been sleeping in my nest

And the mama bat said

Someone's been sleeping in my nest

And the baby bat said

Someone's been sleeping in my nest and must up all the poison ivy

So the three bats ate up the little girl and lived happily
Ever after. Now open your eyes and go to sleep. And tomorrow
You can see your favorite television show, Bat Monsterson

Goodnight, mommy

Goodnight, whatever you are

Is he asleep?

Yes, my love
Bride and groom

Furnished tomb

And images of
Clammy

Mummy

Clammy's in love