The Blue Danube

Oh, the years have come
And the years have gone
But the oft-told tale is not true
For of all the things the Danube is
The Danube is not blue
The Danube is green
(Splash)

What's more, it ain't clean
(Trash, trash)

It's green as a bean
(Chard truth)
It ain't not serene
(Ruff, ruff)

And though the blueberry looks a little purple
And though your maple syrup looks a little murple
Don't believe what you have heard or you have saw
The Danube isn't blue, it's green
Oh, the Danube is green as the grass in the spring
It's as green as the dollar you spend on a fling
It's as green as the paint that you put on the screen
Oh, the blue of the Danube is greener than green
The Danube isn't blue
(Am I blue?)
(No!)
The Danube has another hue
(Who?)
(Me?)
(You!)
It's time we all came clean
(Bee-yo)
'Cause the Danube isn't blue, it's green