Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Flyin' 'cross the desert in a TWA
Saw a woman walkin' 'cross the sand
Walkin' thirty miles en route to L.A
To get a brown-eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man

Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
But she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match
To get a brown-eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man

Way back in hist'ry three thousand years
Pract'ly ev'ry since the world began
Been a whole lot of good women
Sheddin' tears for a brown-eyed handsome man
That's what their trouble was, a brown-eyed handsome man

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Mama told her, "Darlin', go out and find
Yourself a brown-eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy is, a brown-eyed handsome man"

Arrested on charges of unemployin'
Sittin' in the witness stand
The judge's wife called up the district attorney
Said, "You free that brown-eyed man
You want your job, you better free that brown-eyed man"

Way back in hist'ry three thousand years
Pract'ly ev'ry since the world began
Been a whole lot of good women
Sheddin' tears for a brown-eyed handsome man
That's what their trouble was, a brown-eyed handsome man