The Diner Song

Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Whoa, you know I love to please her
Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far

Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you know I love to please her
Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far

Hope I get a little snack tonight
Hope I get a little smack tonight
I'll be starving
Standing in the broad day light
Just waitin' on the comin' of the night
24-hour diner's almost closed
All I need's a cup of joe
Cause she's so nice
She treats me like I tip her from my head to her toes
Brings me my water with her skirt so high
I catch a little glimpse in the silverware shine
I ain't no thief
'cause that just ain't right
But I ain't go no money
And I intend to pay for my meal tonight

Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Whoa, you know I love to please her
Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far

Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you know I love to please her
Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far

She's got a tattooed tongue
She loves to abuse
You can tell she's good by the language that she use
She says meet you in the bathroom at a quarter to two
You know what you must do
Cause the flood gate's open
Your hips are getting loose
You got a rocket in your pocket
'cause you don't know what to do
So go, whoa she says I betcha that I can take all of your soul
You say put your money where your mouth is and let all be told

Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Whoa, you know I love to please her
Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far

Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you know I love to please her
Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far

They got crayons on the place mats
Refried beans
Don't give me half-and-half
Just whip up my cream
Gimme some flapjacks
And slap on the butter
Corned-beef hash
My mind is in the gutter
Heavy with the syrup
Heavy with the grease
My foots in the stirrup
Just do as you please

Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Whoa, you know I love to please her
Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far

Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you know I love to please her
Whoa, a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far

Na, na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Na, na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey