Stolen Identity

I worked all week each month this fall
I also had myself a ball
Punched the clock each day like most
I also shopped the whole East Coast

There ain't no telling where I'll be
Because of late there are two of me
One has tons of fun for free
With my stolen identity

I bought two suits in Baltimore
Jewelry on the Jersey shore
Popped up next in Portland Maine
For lobster tails and French champagne

There ain't no telling where I'll be
Because of late there's two of me
One has tons of fun for free
With my stolen identity

What have I done? Where have I been?
The information rolling in
A paper trail comes in the mail
I'd like to put myself in jail

An evening out on Harvard Square
I really lived it up there
Did it all, I got around
And I not once left my old hometown

There ain't no telling where I'll be
Because of late there are two of me
One has tons of fun for free
With my stolen identity

I've got to stop myself somehow
I have become a problem now
I really should be done with it
I just don't know when to quit

I hope to meet myself someday
That is the man whose bills I pay
We'll both get wine and caviar
If he'll pull out a credit card

There ain't no telling where I'll be
Because of late there are two of me
One has tons of fun for free
With my stolen identity

An angry husband's at my door
I have not met his wife before
He's not convinced and he wants to fight
I guess I had some fun last night

There ain't no telling where I'll be
Because of late there are two of me
One has tons of fun for free
With my stolen identity

People one has tons of fun for free
With my stolen identity