Текст песни Fortune Tellers Ring - Steve Kusaba

15. Fortune Tellers Ring

Lee

I am knocking at the fortune tellers door
I've come to see what the future holds

State Sponsored Fortune Teller

There is someone knocking at my door
I could not have known this was to happen

So welcome in
I am licensed to be to be
A state approved fortune teller
I had no idea someone was coming
Knocking at my...

Lee

State sponsored fortune teller
Help all the little fellers
Charge them a second time
To be shown the divine

State Sponsored Fortune Teller

Ask all the simple questions
I'll show you good directions
Leave all the money in the jar

Lee

Help me know about the future
Will I survive Bipartisan

Will I be happy
Will I be strong
Will my love life be pure
Will all my problems go

State Sponsored Fortune Teller

I don't know
I can't see
It's too far
I can't see
Its too far

Lee

Oh what am I paying for
Your game is not quite on
Your help is sine qua non
Please will you read my palm lines

State Sponsored Fortune Teller

There is nothing there
So may I give you something
Two gifts to make you happy
One meal for two
And a magic ring

Lee

Throughout the ages
None can quite say why
Fortune tellers lie
Why oh why
Do fortune tellers lie
They can sense my gullibility
My gullibility

State Sponsored Fortune Teller

Get your mind to be prepared
To strongly believe what you hear from me
No matter what
So welcome in
I am licensed to be
A state approved fortune teller
I had no idea someone might come to me
For anything

Lee

Please try
None can quite say why
Fortune tellers lie
Why oh why
Do fortune tellers lie
They can sense my gullibility
My gullibility

State Sponsored Fortune Teller

Get your mind right
Don't be sorry
With my aid you'll know all there is

Lee

OK, what about the free stuff
OK, what about the free stuff

State Sponsored Fortune Teller

If you take this ring
It will make the magic work
Even though the last two users
Do not think so

Lee

If I take this ring
Will it make the magic work
Help me out
Make my life
Just a bit better
Oh how I want to believe in you

State Sponsored Fortune Teller
Yes you should
I am state sponsored

Take this voucher for a meal
And put it in your upper pocket
Once and for all

Lee
If I take this ring will it make the magic work
Don't forget
That my life
Is on the line
Its true

How did this ring work for the previous users

State Sponsored Fortune Teller

There is a rule
Which I think you will be happy about
If the ring ever fails men twice
Its guaranteed by the laws of nature
It must work

The good news is
It failed the last two users
By the laws of nature it must work

Lee

Thank you ma'am
By by the laws of nature it must work

Thank you ma'am
By by the laws of nature it must work

Thank you ma'am
By by the laws of nature it must work