Do You Love An Apple

Do you love an apple?
Do you love a pear?
Do you love a lady with curly brown hair?
Oh, yes, I love him, I can't deny him
I'll be with him wherever he goes

Before I got married I wore a black shawl
But now that I'm married I wear bugger-all
But still, I love him, I can't deny him
I'll be with him wherever he goes

He stands in the corner, a fag in his mouth
His hands in his pockets, he whistles me out
But still, I love him, I can't deny him
I'll be with him wherever he goes

Before I got married I sport and I play
But now the cradle stands in my way
But still, I love him, I can't deny him
I'll be with him wherever he goes

Do you love an apple?
Do you love a pear?
Do you love a lady with curly brown hair?
Yes, I love him, I can't deny him
I'll be with him wherever he goes

Oh, yes, I love him, I can't deny him
I'll be with him wherever he goes