Debbie Downer

You're not a bum
But bum me out
I won't succumb
I'm tapping out

You're a negative Nancy
A Debbie Downer
You're perpetually antsy
An infinite frowner

This life's too short
And you're too crude
Please don't distort
Hijack my mood

You're a negative Nancy
A Debbie Downer
You're perpetually antsy
An infinite frowner

Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh

Your belly's full
Your mother's well
You're a wolf in wool
When you claim life's hell

You're a negative Nancy
A Debbie Downer
You're perpetually antsy
An infinite frowner

Your problems stem
From the first world
You speak again
And I might hurl

You're a negative Nancy
A Debbie Downer
You're perpetually antsy
An infinite frowner

Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh

You're a negative Nancy
A Debbie Downer
You're perpetually antsy
An infinite frowner

You're a negative Nancy
A Debbie Downer
You're perpetually antsy
An infinite frowner

You're a negative Nancy
A Debbie Downer
You're perpetually antsy
An infinite frowner