Текст песни Jason Waste - Sway
Hi
my
name
is
Jason
and
I'm
not
gay
[People
are
so
damn
crazy
up
in
Jason's
world]
People
call
me
a
waste
man,
'cause
I
haven't
got
a
job
(what
a
knob)
[He
don't
wanna
get
out
of
bed]
Bed,
up,
make
tea,
shower,
eat,
Paste,
wee,
change,
go,
make
teas,
Alarm,
snooze
back
to
sleep
All
of
my
little
brothers,
always
call
me
a
waste
man
[Waste
man,
waste
man]
Because
I'm
27,
and
I'm
living
down
in
the
basement
[Waste
man]
I'm
so
complacent,
so
I
will
stay
here
They're
banging
on
my
door,
but
I
won't
chase
'em
Cause
I'm
so
lazy,
the
last
few
days
I
Haven't
seen
daylight,
haven't
shaved
And
they
can
say
what
they
like,
they
just
hate
me
Cause
I
never
let
'em
have
a
go
on
my
PlayStation
(piss
off)
They
said
I'm
fat
I
need
to
go
to
the
gym
I
don't
wanna
be
fat,
I
wanna
be
slim
Did
a
minute
on
the
treadmill
went
for
a
swim
Little
kids
jumped
out
soon
as
I
jumped
in
Now
I'm
in
the
changing
room
Hi
my
name
is
Jason
and
I'm
not
gay
I'm
looking
at
your
thing
but
it's
not
what
you
think
I'm
think
to
myself
why
is
mine
not
as
big
So
I
think
dirty
thoughts
so
I
can
get
it
bigger
Beyonce,
look
at
me
now
I'm
a
killer
I
said
I'm
not
gay
go
away
stop
wishing
I
just
wanted
a
bit
of
stiff
competition
[Erm,
sorry
Jason]
What,
what
do
you
want?
[We've
just
had
a
complaint]
Piss
off
[From
a
very
valued
client]
I
said
piss
off
[Sadly
resulting
in
us
revoking
your
membership]
Shut
up
I
don't
care
This
is
a
crap
gym
[Well,
mate,
just
leave,
please]
It
doesn't
work,
how
do
I
know
it
works
I'm
still
fat,
why
am
I
still
fat
[Just
go,
please]
It's
a
shit
gym
Sod
off
I
got
a
baby
mum
and
a
lovely
little
son
Lovely
boy
but
his
is
mum
is
very
very
dumb
I
was
very
very
drunk,
I
told
her
lot
of
secrets
Very
very
drunk,
I
told
her
not
to
keep
it
Anyway
she
had
it,
sorry
had
him,
Darren
His
grandmother
Karen,
wanted
to
call
him
Gavin
But
I
didn't
have
it,
I
was
working
at
Maplin
Gavin
was
my
manager
and
I
wanted
to
slap
him
'Cause
he
wanted
to
sack
me,
'cause
I
wanted
to
stab
him
'Cause
my
girl
liked
him
and
she
wanted
to
shag
him
He's
a
bit
bigger,
but
I
know
I
could
have
him
As
a
matter
of
fact
he
kinda
looks
like
Darren
I
still
got
sacked
and
this
is
how
it
happened
Some
Nigerian
guy
called
Tunde
Who
told
me
to
call
him
Thomas
for
short
Walked
into
the
store,
said
he
wanted
to
talk
At
first
I
wasn't
sure,
but
because
he
was
nice,
to
me
And
he
kinda
showed
me
his
nine
He
brought
a
lot
of
stuff
and
he
told
me
to
swine
But
this
is
a
woman's
car
[Shut
up
it's
for
my
wife)
He
would
come
in
like
every
fortnight
And
buy
the
same
iPod
4 times
Apparently
he
was
doing
the
same
thing
with
Tariq
Who
told
the
police
my
name
when
it
happened
(It
was
Jason)
[Hello
Jason]
What?
[We're
from
the
Metropolitan
Police
fraud
department)
Police!
[We'd
like
ask
you
a
few...]
Oink
oink!
[Excuse
me?]
Oink,
you're
a
pig
[Excuse
me?!]
Listen
go
away
man,
I
don't
wanna
get
arrested
I
wanna
rest,
I
wanna
sleep
[Look,
you're
coming
with
me]
All
my
little
brothers
smoke
weed
[Oh
my
goodness]
Come
and
arrest
them,
or
they'll
do
murder
Bed
I
can
sleep
till
the
world
ends
And
I
ain't
in
a
rush
for
a
girlfriend
All
I
ever
do
is
fail
them
'Cause
all
I
ever
do
is
tell
them
the
true
If
you're
fat
you're
fat,
bitch,
ain't
nothing
wrong
with
that
Don't
switch
I'm,
just
telling
you
a
fact
Do
you
think
you're
thin?
[Well
no]
Well
then
[I
hate
you!]
I
abuse
most
of
them
I
think
that's
how
I
lose
most
of
them
I
don't
want
to
get
too
close
to
them
After
what
happened
to
Elton
in
school
Elton
was
cool
But
he
had
a
girlfriend
that
didn't
want
to
do
things
he
wanted
to
Do
[I
said
no!]
She
said
no
but
he
went
ahead
and
felt
her
[Get
off
me!]
I
think
he's
just
coming
out
of
Feltham
My
last
girl
was
a
wannabe
WAG
[Hi!]
Who
went
everywhere
in
a
cab
I
told
her
I'm
rich
She
took
me
to
Harrod
And
picked
up
this
Gucci
worth
a
grand
I
went
quiet
like
words
from
my
gran
'Cause
that's
too
much
to
spend
on
a
slag
I
mean
that's
too
much
to
spend
on
a
bag
As
soon
as
we
got
to
the
till,
I
ran
[Where
you
going?!]
Then
my
mobile
rang
['Ello?]
It
was
my
first
love,
Ann
[Hi
Jason]
She
said
she
split
up
with
her
man
[He's
gone]
And
she's
in
need
of
a
bang
[Come
round]
I
said
I'll
be
on
a
bus
in
a
minute
She
said
"you
better
not
bust
in
a
minute"
I
got
prang
and
rushed
to
the
chemist
Excuse
me,
have
you
got
anything
for
men
that
ejaculate
premature?
[Oh
yes]
He
took
me
to
the
back
of
the
store
He
gave
me
a
spray,
what's
this
for?
[Put
a
little
on
the
top
just
before]
Got
to
her
house,
clock
says
4
She's
worn
out,
I'm
wanting
more
'Cause
she's
sore
she
went
down
south
And
I
think
she's
saying
she
can't
feel
her
mouth
Oi,
Anna,
speak
loud
Are
you
saying
you
can't
feel
your
mouth?
[Mm
mm
mm!]
Are
you
saying
where
is
this
mouse?
What,
you
want
me
to
take
your
couch?
Look
if
you
want
to
kiss
me,
out
That's
when
she
kicked
me,
ouch
I
think
she's
trying
to
kick
me
out
Just
tell
me
if
you
wanna
get
me
out
I'm
gone
1 Fit 4 A King
2 Say It Twice
3 Saturday Night Hustle
4 Silver and Gold
5 F UR X
6 Jason Waste
7 Pray 4 Kaya
8 Walk Away
9 Upload
10 Stereo
11 Special Place
12 Taxi
13 My Kind Of Girl
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