The Ted Commandments

1 Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
2 Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
3 I Shit Me
4 Volare
5 Babies Bite Back (Live At the Corner Hotel, May 30, 1988) [Bonus Track]
6 The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped (Demo Version) [Bonus Track]
7 Opium Is the Religion of the Masses (Live at The Club, June 24 1988) [Bonus Track]
8 (I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out [Live at the Corner Hotel, May 30, 1988] {Bonus Track}
9 Get Thee In My Behind, Satan (Live At the Corner Hotel, May 30, 1988) [Bonus Track]
10 Existentialtism (Live At the Corner Hotel, May 30, 1988) [Bonus Track]
11 Kill Americans
12 Defecate On My Face
13 The Mordialloc Rd Duplicator
14 I Drive A Truck
15 And The Ass Said To The Angel 'Wanna Play Kick To Kick'
16 The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
17 Slave To The Economist
18 The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
19 The Ted Commandments
20 Morisson Hostel
21 Johnny To B Or Not To B Goode
22 Ezra Pound-Axe King
23 Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
24 I'm Interested In Apathy
25 Saturday Night Palsy
26 The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
27 If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
28 40 Years - Then Death
29 Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
30 The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
31 Choose Bad Smack
32 The Fosters Car Park Boogie
33 Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow