Step Into My Time Machine

We all have our time machines don't we?
Those that take us back are memories
And those that carry us forward are dreams!

I was born in 1924
The sound of Swing beating at the door
Shining shoes on the ballroom floor
I stepped into my time machine
Danced onto a different scene
Beyond my very wildest dreams

Password and fingerprints
Legal highs and spiked drinks
Electric cars and push up Bras
Step into my time machine
Online Porn, Secret code
Honey Money shot and a hot download
The smartest phone and a flying drone
Time machine, Time machine, Step into my Time machine
Time machine, Time machine Step into my Time machine
Oh ah oh ah

Strolling down the main street
Tapping in time to the doghouse beat
To many dames that I'd like to meet
Oh ah oh ah
All those folks are looking so stressed
I'm the only Joe who's over dressed
If you can't have fun then forget the rest

Trigger men with Top hats
Pitching woo with White spats
Clip Joints and cool cats
Step into my time machine
Giggle Juice and Gin mills
Grease Balls and Pally Pills
Cookie pushers Molly Fills
Time machine, Time machine, Step into my Time machine
Time machine, Time machine Step into my Time machine

If you're never gonna make it in the real
Time baby then you're never gonna make it at all
If you wanna make a line for the swing
Time Baby then we could all be having a ball

But Money can't buy class
Class won't get you ass
Don't need to talk your trash if you can dance dance dance

Password and fingerprints
Legal highs and spiked drinks
Electric cars and push up Bras
Step into my time machine
Online Porn, Secret code
Honey Money shot and a hot download
The smartest phone and a flying drone
Time machine, Time machine, Step into my Time machine
Time machine, Time machine Step into my Time machine